Edito de Fear The UmlautPLEASE VIST WWW.AANYLPANE.COM BEFORE PURCHASING THIS OR ANY OTHER AANYL PANE CD, MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT IS ALL ABOUT. THE HISTORY OF AANYL PANE Generally referred to as "The Modern Day Sex Pistols," AANYL PANE were born December 26th, 1986 in a cold mother fuckin' college town in the midwestern United States (after learning to "play" the instruments and shit they got for Christmas the day before). Their goal? - to become the most obnoxious, immature, and offensive rock and/or roll band in the history of the universe (and considering all the other retards out there in the world of rock music that would prove to be no small task). To this day the band are believed to be the only one in history to learn to play their instruments and record an entire album in exactly 24 hours. Known for their "toe-tapping and finger-snapping fun" songs, AANYL PANE quickly became a local phenom appearing at mid-western college bars and frat parties while simultaneously receiving heavy air-play at local dance and strip clubs. A slut, er, "dancer" named Miss Cindy Baker is believed to help put the band on the map with her now famous comment, "AANYL PANE turn me on so much that they make me fuck that blanket just a little bit harder." Caught off guard by their overnight success, by 1987 Aanyl Pane were already touring the U.K.! The band's motto "quantity - not quality" rang true for years as AANYL PANE "experimented" with women, beer, song-writing, and the purchasing of literally hundreds of instruments. AANYL PANE's popularity continued to spread via the now famous underground cock-rock tape distribution (pre-mp3) scene of the late 1980's. As a result AANYL PANE songs could even be heard entertaining the troops and rawking the entire country of Iraq during the first Gulf War. It's been said that Uday Hussein was even heard humming the chorus of "Spit on this Romance" while planning the execution of one of his wives. Perhaps as a result of "maturing" or possibly even "what not," AANYL PANE eventually embarked on a 10 year "vacation" in "1993." - For the record, the band never officially called it "quits," but merely experienced "a" bout of writer's block that caused them to spend 10 years writing "material" for their next album, Fear the Umlaut (which once could have been done in a mere 30 - 45 minutes). Never ones to completely alienate their "fans," AANYL PANE re-united for good in 2003 and went on a critically-acclaimed world tour in which the boys appeared only at the most hallowed of concert venues and rowdiest of football stadiums across America performing night after night for their most hard-core fans. Making up for "lost" time, AANYL PANE finally got up off their collective and pasty-white ass once and for all in the summer of 2004 and began work on not one, but TWO new albums Fear the Umlaut and Prison Bitch (scheduled for release in the spring of 2005). Now that you are officially caught up on the history of AANYL PANE go fuck yourself (and be sure to buy lots of AANYL PANE records for your friends and relatives). Lire la suite